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Watchtower Responsible For Santa’s Heart Attack

With a heavy heart we bring you this sad news today. The beloved CHRISTmas icon of millions has suddenly and unexpectedly passed away early today, one day after CHRISTmas, 2007.

Santa Claus, born Kris Kringle, was known through out the world as a kind, gentle man whose generosity was unparalleled. Every year on the Eve of CHRISTmas Santa Claus would travel around the world delivering toys and other goodies to good little boys and girls. These toys were made throughout the year with the help of a band of elves. Once the toys were finished, they were loaded onto Santa’s sleigh which was powered by nine reindeer, the first of which has a red nose to help light the way in inclement weather. All of the toys were miraculously delivered in a single night.

Even though Claus was advanced in age, he was in extremely good health, able to climb chimneys (from the inside) and keep up with the rigors of his job with no trouble at all. That is why his passing this morning is so shocking. Claus was resting comfortably in his living room after his long CHRISTmas day and the previous night’s work when he suddenly gasped and fell over.

He is survived by Mrs. Claus, nine reindeer and an unknown number of elves. This picture was taken shortly before his death.

Merry CHRISTmas 2007

Merry CHRISTmas from Evidence Ministries and the Walker Family! We pray that your CHRISTmas day is filled with love and the gifts that CHRIST brings. God bless you for His glory.

Twelve Days Of CHRISTmas: Day Twelve

At last, our final day! Today’s verse was going to be the only verse that was true to the original song. Having a life-long love of the drums, I was going to post twelve Youtube videos of drummers drumming. These are some pretty amazing drummers too ranging from little kids to my favorite drummer ever, Neil Peart of Rush. I’ve had the videos picked out for weeks, but because of a conversation Becky and I had last night, I’ve decided to do something different.

I am ashamed to admit that I have not been in the greatest of moods lately. Ministry keeps piling up and it does not take a break for the CHRISTmas season. Usually it slows down some, but not this year. With Mitt Romney and Mormonism being in the news as much as they are, I have been incredibly busy. The “21 questions from Fox News” alone took me three days to answer. Our web site has already had more traffic this month than any other month previously. It has been very stressful trying to keep up with all that is happening and somehow fit my family and CHRISTmas into the mix as well.

After we put the kids to bed last night, Becky and I talked about that a little bit as we sat in our living room looking at our CHRISTmas tree. I turned off all of the lights so that we could get a better look at the tree. It looked so nice that I decided to take a picture of it with our it with our presents underneath it. I wasn’t please with how the pictures were turning out. With the flash on, it was too bright and with the flash off, the room looked too red so I decided to take a video clip of it too. As I was doing so, Becky asked if she could sing a CHRISTmas carol.

What a nice simple pleasure. Becky and I talked a bit more about the things I needed to do on CHRISTmas Eve and then planned out the rest of our day. As I was laying down trying to go to sleep, I started thinking about the twelve Youtube videos and how much of a hassle that was going to be. I was reminded of the simple pleasure of Becky singing Joy To The World. Simple beats hassle almost every time!

At last our song is done. Our finalized parody is;

On the twelfth day of CHRISTmas my true love said to me,
“Becky Walker singing!”

Pretty bells are ringing!” (<— click here)

Mad Russians Christmas! (<— click here)


Lights are a flashing!” (<— click here)

Santa Claus a rockin’!” (<— two links)


Bob and Doug McKenzie!”(<—click here)

Lights are a dancing!”(<— click here)

“Ding Fries are done,(<— click here)

Twis-ted Christ-mas, (<— click here)

“Elf Bowl-ing,” (<—click here)

“Go elf yourself,” (<— click here)

And,
“Complain about the holiday theme!”

Twelve Days Of CHRISTmas: Day Eleven

This next light display is set to Carol of the Bells by Monique Danielle. It is a very pretty version of this song. The big tree in the middle looks like it is spinning and the nine smaller trees in the center really light up the yard. Our almost finished parody of the 12 Days of CHRISTmas is now;

On the eleventh day of CHRISTmas my true love said to me,”Pretty bells are ringing!”

Mad Russians Christmas! (<— click here)

Lights are a flashing!” (<— click here)

Santa Claus a rockin’!” (<— two links)


Bob and Doug McKenzie!”(<—click here)

Lights are a dancing!”(<— click here)

“Ding Fries are done,(<— click here)

Twis-ted Christ-mas, (<— click here)

“Elf Bowl-ing,” (<—click here)

“Go elf yourself,” (<— click here)

And,
“Complain about the holiday theme!”

Twelve Days Of CHRISTmas: Day Ten

Ok, one last Time. TSO doing Mad Russians CHRISTmas. Can you tell that I really like this band and the lights displays that go along with their music?

The song is now;

On the tenth day of CHRISTmas my true love said to me,
“Mad Russians Christmas!”

Lights are a flashing!” (<— click here)

Santa Claus a rockin’!” (<— two links)

Bob and Doug McKenzie!”(<—click here)

Lights are a dancing!”(<— click here)

“Ding Fries are done,(<— click here)

Twis-ted Christ-mas, (<— click here)

“Elf Bowl-ing,” (<—click here)

“Go elf yourself,” (<— click here)

And,
“Complain about the holiday theme!”