How To Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook

1. Open a “new file” on your computer.

2. Name it, “Hillary Rodham Clinton.”

3. Send it to the “trash”.

4. Empty the “trash”.

5. Your PC will ask you, “Do you really want to get rid of ‘Hillary Rodham Clinton’?

6. Firmly click “Yes.”

7. Feel better.

P.S. Next week we’ll do Rosie O’Donnell.