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So You Wanna Become a Jehovah’s Witness, Huh?

October 4, 2019 11:18 am / 3 Comments / Keith

I recently received an email through our website from someone asking about becoming a Jehovah’s Witness (JW). I will print the message here exactly as it was written. “how can i become amember of johva witness what rules and regulations are johva follow please help me iam religion less.” Obviously, the person (Esmael Dagnew) who sent the message hasn’t read anything on our web site. I wouldn’t be surprised if the guy who sent this email is the same “Nigerian Prince” who has offered to grant me $25,000000 if I will only help him disperse the money in a legal and orderly fashion.

Still, the question intrigued me enough to ask former JWs what they would tell someone who wanted to join the religion. What would former JWs say would be expected of someone who wanted to join? Read More →

Posted in: Uncategorized / Tagged: Humor, Jehovah's Witnesses, JW Humor

I Agree With Moroni 8:18

August 18, 2012 2:20 pm / Leave a Comment / Keith

 

Today is the annual “I Agree With Moroni 8:18” day. Why don’t Mormons believe their own scriptures? Not everything found in the Book of Mormon is wrong and Moroni 8:18 is one example of that. Unfortunately, since Mormonism continues to change, Mormons no longer believe this verse.

Read this short article for an explanation and be sure to watch my YouTube video on why I agree with Moroni 8:18.

Posted in: Uncategorized / Tagged: Humor, Mormonism, Moroni 8:18

Has He Really Been In Office For A Year?

January 21, 2010 9:17 pm / 2 Comments / Keith

Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”

“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Obama frowns “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.” The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walks into the room. “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiles. “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.

Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question. “Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” says Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one.” He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and recognizes Colin Powell’s shoes in the next stall.

Biden asks Powell, “Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Colin Powell yells back, “That’s easy. It’s me!”

Biden smiles, and says, “Thanks!” Then, he goes back to speak with Obama.

“Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin Powell.”

Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

Hat Tip to Xavier

Posted in: Uncategorized / Tagged: Humor

From The Jewel Box # 24

December 9, 2008 2:41 am / Leave a Comment / Keith

12/08/08
A few weeks ago one of my friend’s from our Sunday school class hosted a guys night out. We ate BBQ, played Texas Hold ’em poker and played Rock Band until 1:00 in the morning. Out of the blue, our oldest son asked at breakfast this morning, “Daddy, you know that Man party you went to?”

I answered, “Yes.”

He asked, “Did you play hot potato there?”

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Important note: We will not reveal the names of our children on this blog. Any comment that mentions our children’s names will be deleted. It is nothing personal, we just feel that it is an important safety measure for our family. If you would like to read the other FTJB entries, click on the “From the Jewel Box” link in the side bar on the right or on the Jewel Box icon at the end of this paragraph. Come on parents! Feel free to share special jewels from your precious children. Just know that on this blog, our kids are the cutest!

Posted in: Uncategorized / Tagged: Cute, Humor, Jewel, Kid

Keith Walker For President- I’m Going For It!

August 15, 2008 4:53 pm / 1 Comment / Keith

http://www.paltalk.com/marketing/media/vanksen/main.swf

Yeah, it’s for real all right.

Posted in: Uncategorized / Tagged: Funny Video, Humor, Politics

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