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Twelve Days Of CHRISTmas: Day Ten

December 22, 2007 5:08 pm / 1 Comment / Keith

Ok, one last Time. TSO doing Mad Russians CHRISTmas. Can you tell that I really like this band and the lights displays that go along with their music?

The song is now;

On the tenth day of CHRISTmas my true love said to me,
“Mad Russians Christmas!”

“Lights are a flashing!” (<— click here)

“Santa Claus a rockin’!” (<— two links)

“Bob and Doug McKenzie!”(<—click here)

“Lights are a dancing!”(<— click here)

“Ding Fries are done,“(<— click here)

“Twis-ted Christ-mas,“ (<— click here)

“Elf Bowl-ing,” (<—click here)

“Go elf yourself,” (<— click here)

And,
“Complain about the holiday theme!”

Posted in: Uncategorized / Tagged: christmas, Holidays, Humor

Our Son’s Fifth Birthday!

December 22, 2007 5:26 am / 1 Comment / Keith

It is hard to believe that today is our son’s fifth birthday. We spent the day doing pretty much whatever he wanted to do. This morning we went to Chuck E. Cheese’s and played a bunch of games. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen at a Chuck E. Cheese’s was a thing called Mad Wave Motion Theater. It is so cool that I don’t want to describe it to you. I’d rather have you see it for yourself. Here is a video clip of it.

As you can see, the kids had fun and the “ride” is awesome. One token is good for two people and there are six different courses to choose from. Our kids rode four of them.

For supper he had whatever he wanted to eat; Mac-n-cheese, salad and chicken nuggets. We had the grandparents over for gifts, cake and ice cream. He received tons of toys and was so excited that he was having a hard time controlling himself when we put him down for bed. I told him, “Son, the sooner you calm down, the sooner you will be able to go to sleep. The sooner you go to sleep, the sooner it will be time to wake up. When you wake up, you can play with all of your new toys.” He then said, “But only after I read my Bible.” That was the best part of my day.

Posted in: Uncategorized / Tagged: Birthdays, Family, Holidays, Kids

Twelve Days Of CHRISTmas: Day Nine

December 22, 2007 12:17 am / 2 Comments / Keith

Day Nine and let’s just say that I am a really big Trans Siberian Orchestra fan. This next song is called Wish Liszt. It is one of TSO’s lesser known songs, but whoever designed the light display in this next video, really did a good job. In my opinion, the lights are timed to the music even better than the previous TSO video. Here is our updated song;

On the ninth day of CHRISTmas my true love said to me,
“Lights are a flashing!”

“Santa Claus a rockin’!” (<— two links)

“Bob and Doug McKenzie!”(<—click here)

“Lights are a dancing!”(<— click here)

“Ding Fries are done,“(<— click here)

“Twis-ted Christ-mas,“ (<— click here)

“Elf Bowl-ing,” (<—click here)

“Go elf yourself,” (<— click here)

And,
“Complain about the holiday theme!”

Posted in: Uncategorized / Tagged: christmas, Holidays, Humor

Twelve Days Of CHRISTmas: Day Eight

December 21, 2007 2:35 am / Leave a Comment / Keith

This song is one of my all-time favorite CHRISTmas parodies. Bob Rivers and Twisted CHRISTmas did a song a number of years ago about Santa Claus to the tune of Black Sabbath’s Iron man. It is called, “I am Santa Claus.”

I found a very cool light display set to the song on Youtube, but I noticed that the song was cut short so I found another Youtube video that has the whole song. The first video below has the light display and the second one has the whole song with the lyrics. I like the song so much, I thought it appropriate to post two videos of it.

Here is our updated song;

On the eighth day of CHRISTmas my true love said to me,
“Santa Claus a rockin’!”


“Bob and Doug McKenzie!”(<—click here)

“Lights are a dancing!”(<— click here)

“Ding Fries are done,“(<— click here)

“Twis-ted Christ-mas,“ (<— click here)

“Elf Bowl-ing,” (<—click here)

“Go elf yourself,” (<— click here)

And,
“Complain about the holiday theme!”

Posted in: Uncategorized / Tagged: christmas, Holidays, Humor

Twelve Days Of CHRISTmas: Day Seven

December 20, 2007 4:02 am / Leave a Comment / Keith

One of the first CHRISTmas parodies I ever heard was Bob and Doug McKenzie’s, Twelve Days of CHRISTmas. Wikipedia states that, “Bob and Doug McKenzie were a pair of fictional Canadian brothers who hosted “The Great White North”, a sketch which was introduced on SCTV for the show’s third season when it moved to the CBC in 1980. Bob is played by Rick Moranis and Doug is played by Dave Thomas.”

I enjoyed Bob & Doug when I was a teenager and I still enjoy them today. It just wouldn’t be right to have my own parody of the Twelve Days of CHRISTmas and not include them. Our song is now;

On the seventh day of CHRISTmas my true love said to me,
“Bob and Doug McKenzie!”

“Lights are a dancing!”(<— click here)

“Ding Fries are done,“(<— click here)

“Twis-ted Christ-mas,“ (<— click here)

“Elf Bowl-ing,” (<—click here)

“Go elf yourself,” (<— click here)

And,
“Complain about the holiday theme!”

Posted in: Uncategorized / Tagged: christmas, Holidays, Humor

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