This is pretty funny. I couldn’t do some of this stuff sober.
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When grandmas go to jail for witnessing
WorldNetDaily has a very troubling article about “hate speech.” After reading it, I came up with a little syllogism that summarizes the article.
Hate Speech Logic
If hate is a crime
and God hates sin,
then God is a criminal.
How long will it be until Christianity is outlawed for preaching “hate?”
HappyXWitness.com
First, let me apologize for not blogging for almost a month. We have some mighty big things in the works and at last I get to announce one of them.
Our web site now has a new section titled, “HappyXWitness.com.” If one were to type that url into their browser, it would take them to our normal web site where they would see a banner with a HappyXWitness logo. Click on that logo and enter the new section where you can read testimonies of former Jehovah’s Witnesses who are happy that they are out and that they know Jesus Christ personally. There is also a link to our support group for former JWs.
This section of our site is a work in progress and we have a long way to go, but let me focus on the exciting part of this project. As many of you know, every year JWs “celebrate” the “Lord’s Evening Meal.” This year it is on April 2nd. This is the only religious holiday in which JWs participate. Attendance at Kingdom Halls for this service is much like Christmas and Easter is for Christians. If you are associated with JWs in any way, and you could only make one meeting all year, this would be the meeting.
In an attempt to advertise our support group for former JWs, we have placed 10 banners like the one pictured in strategic locations near Kingdom Halls around San Antonio. Please join us in prayer for God to use the banners to reach former JWs and to use our support group to bring them to Himself.
From The Jewel Box # 9
February 17, 2006
My brother came to visit and our son asked if Uncle Steve was coming to live in “San-i-o to-do.” That is how he use to pronounce “San Antonio.”
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Important note: We will not reveal the names of our children on this blog. Any comment that mentions our children’s names will be deleted. It is nothing personal, we just feel that it is an important safety measure for our family. If you would like to read the other FTJB entries, click on the “From the Jewel Box” link in the side bar on the right or on the Jewel Box icon at the end of this paragraph. Come on parents! Feel free to share special jewels from your precious children. Just know that on this blog, our kids are the cutest! 
I can’t stop laughing!
This is really funny! I’m sitting here at my desk with tears in my eyes and start laughing every time I think about what this guy just said. I try to listen to it over again and can’t hear him because I start to laugh when I know he is going to say it. My daughter just came out of her room because she, “heard someone crying.” That’s me folks and I can’t stop laughing.

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